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  • Ants never sleep

  • No word in the English Dictionary rhyms with Month

  • A day without sunshine is like night

  • Before you critisize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do critisize them your a mile away and you have thier shoes on

  • Cordoroy pillows......... There making Headlines

  • I was on my computer when it came up with "ERROR No Keyboard Connected PRESS F2"

  • Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

  • Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called Rush Hour?

  • When you choke a smurf what colour does it turn?

  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 person enjoys it?

  • Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a weeing section in a swimming pool

  • Do you know a shark will only attack you if your wet?

  • They say the left side of the brain is responsible for speech, but then it would say that!

  • 42.7% of all facts are made up on the spot

 

FACTS

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